America, the Land of the Lazy

Anybody who lives anywhere knows that America kicks ass. If you live in America you know it kicks ass, if you live anywhere else you most likely hate America because it thinks it kicks ass. Well let me tell you as an American I am extremely proud of my country. When the National Anthem plays I swell up with pride and when I see a great big American flag waving in the wind I can't help but smile.

However, there is one thing that manages to infuriate me every time I think about it. That thing is the sad state of the legislature that has been getting passed. By this I mean Government run healthcare and Welfare. Good programs on paper; atrocious in practice. Every time I think about these programs and some of the types of people that take advantage of them it infuriates me.

and IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

Here is a more professional statement on the same topic. None of those reasons really explain what infuriates me the most about either of these government run programs. I know that other government run healthcare programs are basically crap, but what enrages me beyond nine thousand is that other people abuse these programs for no other reason than they are lazy as shit.

Pictured: other people

Let me recap an argument that I had with someone once upon a time that exemplifies exactly the kind of horse shit attitude that explains the sad state that America has fallen into.

1: Every other civilized country in the World has it.

Check this out. I consulted Wikipedius, God of Knowledge, and He answered me with that. Now you will notice that not every civilized country in the world is on that list. Mainly because that statement is an exaggeration meant to imply some sort of commonality that all countries must have in order to be civilized. Now, attacking that statement by showing that not all civilized countries have universal healthcare is dumb and childish. I would like to present a stronger argument. Let's talk bandwagons.

Not this kind

Remember back in the 8th grade when that old dude or dudette came and spoke to your class about drugs and such even though it was clear that this person was the absolute worst choice for the job? Kind of like hiring a convicted child pornographer to work at a Sears photo studio.

Among other poor decisions

This is the same concept. Just because everyone else is doing it does not mean that America has to do it. If England and France started having unprotected sex with Germany would America have to join in? Even though I hear that Germany is pretty kinky in the sack. Arguing that America has to get universal healthcare because other civilized countries have it is not a political, economical, or even logical point to make. However, me making this argument does nothing now that Universal Healthcare has already been passed. This leads me to my next point of rage.

2: I don't know what its like to not have insurance

True, I don't know what it is like to not have insurance, but if anyone is interested I would like to also point out that the reason for that is because my parents always busted their asses to provide stuff like that. My parents worked. The funny thing is that the person who was making these outrageous arguments against me had TWO parents (science says that's twice as good as one), and neither of them worked in any kind of job that provided insurance. It wasn't a matter of circumstance that deprived this person of insurance it was laziness. Why bother working to earn money or insurance when there are ways to get the government to just GIVE it to you. Now, argue with me for a moment. Argue that jobs that provide insurance are pretty difficult and very time consuming for someone who is also trying to support three children. First, how can you support 3 children when you don't work to bring in any substantial income? Second, let me provide you with a short list of about 13 jobs that damn near anyone can have that provide insurance. CLICK HERE. You should notice that this isn't a professional compilation of any sorts, but look at some of the numbers. Just 20 hours at Starbucks earns you health benefits! I live on a campus right down the street from a Little Caesars and they provide health benefits. A FREAKIN GREETER AT WALMART GETS BENEFITS.

She is smiling because SHE has coverage

So basically anyone can EARN insurance. That's the thing though, earning things seems to be too difficult a concept for people in American these days; not everyone though, there are still millions of hardworking people, which raises my next point...

3: Where does the money come from?

Universal health care requires that everybody pay into a fund that sick people can use whenever they want. Everyone has full coverage, that's the meaning of universal after all; even those people that are unemployed, disabled, or too old to work. What do those people pay? Here is the average cost,roughly, of a doctor's visit. It could range anywhere from 60$ to 5,000$. That is a substantial amount of money to consider if 9.6% of Americans are unemployed. I'm not going to do the math for you because math is stupid, but here are the numbers (you can do the math yourself) there are about 311 million people in America and the unemployment rate is 9.6%... enjoy. Whatever that number you got multiply it by something between 60 and 5,000. Big number right? So who gets to cover that? Read this. Now laugh at the stupidity of the person who posed the first question. But ponder the answer. The taxes go up and therefore the people with a taxable income have to pay it. What do the people who don't have any source of income pay? NOTHING! This means that the person I was arguing with can use all the doctor's visits that are needed and they don't have to put shit back into the system for it.

Not being put back into the system

This is why America has become the Land of the Lazy. The laziest people in this country are now just being given things. Why is it that the US is rewarding behavior that is detrimental to everything this country stands for? Why not reward the hardworking middle class? The vast majority of the country that suits up everyday and busts their ass to provide for themselves and their families. The people who have pride in their work and are shamed by being given handouts. What happen to the pride in this country? How is it that so many people have lost their sense of shame? It seems like the wealthy in this country are content to let those financially below them squirm while the extremely lazy, and therefore poor, are content, even proud, to have their livings just given to them. Sadly this will be the way it will be for eternity it seems, because the working class is made up of people who take pride in working hard and these people shoulder up the nation everyday and go out and work to make this country a great place. The only problem is that the lazy and shameless don't have the spine, the guts, or the courage to carry their own weight.

That lack of shame and taking pride in a prideless lifestyle just pisses me off, and if you're a working class citizen it should piss you off too.

What to do?

Alright this needs to be settled. Last night I was out and about and I was introduced to some people and I shook this guy's hand but when I shook it I noticed he tried to pull away and do a slide. This kind of thing demands immediate attention. Have you ever felt that awkwardness after you go in for a handshake, or a slide and bump, or a shake and hug, and whoever is opposite you expects something different? First of all you come away feeling like an idiot and your opposite comes away thinking you are just that...an idiot.

but not the rich kind

I think the handshake and the greeting need to be analyzed. Is there a situational standard that can help you identify which greeting is expected? Or is it a race thing, should you fist bump white people to show you're hip? Should you shake a black person's hand to show respect? Do girls expect a hug? Who cares, why is she out of the kitchen? Is there a sandwich in her hands?

lolz sexist jokes iz funniez

Digressions aside, what is the real problem here? The problem is people! If we just get rid of all the people then handshakes and the need for them would be rendered void by the surrounding mushroom clouds.

Problem solved!

But seriously, nuclear war is not a way to solve real problems, unless you are a machine and you believe that humans are your biggest opponent in which case carry on. But since I am a great man and I do my research.

Wikipedius granting man knowledge

I went a searching on YouTube and I found these two gents.

These gentlemen have been kind enough to work out some of the difficulties and give you tips to help you out of your socially awkward greeting. They don't give you any advice on social situations that can help you sort this kind of thing out.

But maybe they are on to something. Maybe a handshake is based on the individual. So there is really no situational standard. Your boss at work might be really cool and so he feels a fist bump is more appropriate, or that white guy you met at the party while playing flippy cup wants to show he appreciates you not spilling your beer that last time and so he wants to shake your hand.Basically you need to read the individual and assess(quickly) what the next step is. If you can read the other person right your handshake might be like this.

Or like this...

I hope we start greeting each other like that.

A Simple Test

So I was given a very simple challenge. Turn off my computer for 48 hours. I was allowed to first get anything off of the computer that was necessary for homework. I sent my necessary sources and things to my email account so that I could work on them later. We were instructed not to use our own computers or our roommate's, but we were allowed to go to other places, like libraries for example. The first 24 hours of the challenge went pretty smoothly. I finished my final paper on another computer and then I returned to my room. I watched some TV played some Legend of Zelda and went to sleep, no big challenge. The final day was more difficult. I had no papers to write to take up my time and so the end of the day could not come fast enough. If I could sleep then the time would go by faster and the challenge would be gone sooner.

The point of the challenge was for us to experience a short amount of time in the digital divide. The Digital Divide is the reality that some areas of the world have access to technology while other areas do not. We had to try and live our lives without our most necessary tool and luxury, our computer. I can say that the challenge was doable for me because I know of places that are nearby that allow me access to computers and the internet. Also, unlike some people, I am not completely reliant on the computer or the cellphone.

Update to The Korea Post

So I was scanning my Reader account and noticed that another subscription was covering the Korean gaming problem so I dropped in to use the bathroom and not flush when I came across some startling facts that were inexplicably left out of my last response.

This time what I read about was entirely shocking. It appears that a Korean couple neglected their REAL LIFE, FLESH AND BLOOD, PREMATURELY BORN OUT OF AN ACTUAL VAGINA AND UTERUS to raise a virtual child.

HO-LEE-CRAP

I think I now understand the dangers of video game addiction. My previous conclusion about video games was that people played them in order to be something that they weren't or could never be. For example, I enjoy Modern Warfare 2. I play the game for several reasons. It is something I can be good at, I can interact with my relatives who I don't see all that often, and it lets me hunt down and shoot other people while being only marginally afraid of the bullets and grenades that my enemies are hopelessly slinging my way.

They are all dead men

Now some of you are going to cry, "That kind of video game is going to make you a bad person and you will become a murderer in real life." My response to that is shut up, stop blaming video games for your child's mindless violence because you never disciplined him, or her(I'm not sexist), when they were young, or else I'm coming to kill you...do we have an understanding?

ME, when I come for you

Anyway... When I read this I really could not believe what I was looking at. A couple neglected their REAL baby in order to raise a VIRTUAL one. I feel like either one or the other should suffice. If you have a an actual baby why on earth do you need to have another one that you can only visit at an internet cafe?... On a computer? The official report says that the parents were down on their luck because they had no jobs and their child was born premature. PREMATURE, that doesn't mean dead, though in Korean in might. So instead of the taking care of what should have been their pride and joy and the hope that kept them going, they decided to ignore even that and raise a child that in the end will not put mom and dad in a good nursery home, but will probably be hacked and stolen by some other really *poopy* parents.

The parents are set to be tried for negligent homicide on April 16th. I can only hope that they are found completely guilty, they lose custody of their online child, and that thing also dies because the company deletes the account. AND I HOPE, this doesn't lead to any other kind of world wide restrictions, because I'll be super *peed* if those people ruin an enjoyable experience for the rest of us.

Korea Cuts Continuous Gaming to Curb Addiction

Let's talk addiction for a moment. When I say addiction the first thing that is going to come to mind is the thought of drugs. Heroin, Meth, Crack, stuff like that. Never would your mind think of this guy.

Okay well maybe

As it turns out Korea seems to have a problem with video game addiction. This is South Korea we are talking about here not North Korea. They have bigger problems, like communism, the free world...

and this guy

Maybe once they get that guy to wear something WITHOUT zippers they can start having problems like game addiction. I digress. The South Korean government is in the process of deciding on whether or not to ban underage gamers from the internet after midnight. Supposedly the gamers can choose if the ban goes from midnight to six, one to seven, or two to eight. Either way, it's six hours that those gamers can't be online. I am not completely clear on what video game addiction is so I asked the eternal information god...Wikipedia. What I learned from that was that video game addiction is "the overuse of video and computer games that interferes with daily life." Which sucks because that means I have life addiction because I often overuse daily life and it interferes with my video gaming; I better balance that *poop* out.

Now I still can't really understand how video game addiction can exist, much less be a bad thing. I know addiction is bad.

Bad

That's a heroin addict's arm if you were curious. I digress. I may not understand video game addiction but as a reasonable individual that can make perfectly rational conclusions. I can assume that when a government takes action to curb certain kinds of behavior that behavior must be harmful and dangerous because, to my knowledge, governments NEVER take action against things that might be pointless endeavors.

Prohibition *Cough*

However, I do know that South Korea is home to some of the most "pro" video gamers in the world. They have celebrities whose sole claims to fame are being better than anyone else at video games. They have TV channels that broadcast these games! So maybe the government is taking a step in the right direction by trying to limit the youngsters playing time, because really, any pre-pubescent kid that is staying up past midnight to play games is probably not doing anything to help their health. I think those kids just need to be introduced to the joys of sleep, which is what I'm going to go get right now. It's late. My final word on the topic is that South Korea is doing the RIGHT thing until we start seeing things like

this

at which point more action will be required. Goodnight!

Sharing a Wedding with the World

When most people get married they usually plan a ceremony and reception that includes family and close friends. Although a select few go so far as to just get married at a court letting no one be aware that they are in fact tying the knot, which can lead to some very confused and frustrated parents.

Your angry mom

However, this is not the case with Greg Rewis and Stephanie Sullivan. These two decided to have a Twitter wedding. The two have apparently been married before and felt that this marriage needed to be special. By special some of us might think an awesome party with a rare celebrity guest or a very traditional ceremony. But not these two, special meant tweeting the entire ceremony. It is important to note that they weren't actually standing at the altar, cellphones in hand, tweeting while the good father united them. They had their children, from the previous marriages use laptops to post the vows at the right moments. They even had pictures!

Now it should be pretty obvious that these two are geeks. Heck, Greg even proposed through twitter, while he was IMing with his love. And let's be completely honest with ourselves. Who else other than a geek would be willing to tweet their entire wedding to the world and think its the coolest thing in the world? Geeks in this manner can be like pests. They swarm technology and cause other people to feel those awkward moments because, " that guy over there is really into this." I know, sometimes I'm "that guy." But geeks are essential to life as they often spread knowledge of useful or safe technology.

Pictured: Geeks and their technology

Now while Greg and Stephanie are truly geeks, I have to say it's pretty impressive. Plenty of other guys say they want to announce their love for a girl to the whole world but how many of them actually do. So maybe they yell out in a crowded park or propose in a public place. HA speaking of which check this out.

That...Sucks

But I actually hope that Greg and Stephanie are happy and congrats to those two for pulling off the world's largest wedding. It's not a Guinness record or anything but if the whole world is technically invited you deserve praise in my book. And thankfully they had the good sense to stop tweeting when it came to the honeymoon, but you know someone will eventually go there. The tweets will be hilarious.

I'm totally going to consummate my marriage:Posted 2 minutes ago from marriage man

Consummated my marriage...I don't know what the fuss was about: Posted seconds ago from marriage man

Denial of Service Attacks Deny Deniers of Mining Operations

Recently there have been a whole slew of cyber attacks in the news. The most recent one being used to target opponents of a Vietnamese drilling company. According to Google and McAfee, who helped assess the attacks, the attacks were created from a botnet that had been created through a popular Vietnamese keyboard program for Windows. This attack has really brought attention to what kind of power the Internet now has. The DDoS attacks were not targeting major corporations or regulations committees they shut down two blogs that were voicing their opinions towards the mining operation. That should stress the point that blogs are incredibly important in the eyes of the oppressors and that ordinary people can have great amounts of power if they write a popular blog.

Google says the attacks against its own infrastructure and these blogs is most likely not related because the coding is very different. McAfee says that anyone currently using the Vietnamese language keyboard program should upgrade their antivirus to see if their computer has become a bot.

Google vs. China...Round Two...Fight

Alright this is probably old news by now but I read about it a few days ago and I have been too lethargic to get around to blogging it. Once again, it is my blog and I can do what I wanna!

Wanna fight about it?

So anyway, I read an update article about Google in China. Basically, Google has decided to remain in China although it moved its headquarters to Hong Kong. I'm not sure why, or where they were before but maybe the food is better in Hong Kong. Google has remained and is still being censored but instead of the self-censoring with Google thankfully stopped doing sensitive subjects are being blocked after repeated attempts to access them. However, Gene Munster, a financial analyst reported that restarting the computer seemed to fix the problems and remove any blockage that was occurring. Yeah I said blockage, big whoop

Wanna fight about it?

Also,

What I think Gene Munster MUST look like

Google has also added a neat little function to its dashboard which keeps track of all the searches that are blocked, which must only be viewable in Chinese webspace, because I couldn't find it. And I looked hard, and by hard I mean once so you can't argue with those facts. Another interesting thing to note is that some Chinese companies are severing ties with Google because apparently those red chinese "fatherless sons" love communism and all the money its making them, which most likely accounts to less than I have. Since I'm a college student that only means that China can be making

NOTHING!

Except in child labor. They probably make a fortune in that.

How dumb is your hitman?

We all have heard of or used Facebook at some point during our current lives. Facebook gives us the power to keep in touch with all of our distant or not so distant friends and to chat with them regularly. We often use the chat system to talk about things that we are not completely comfortable talking about in person. Some of us take the opportunity to say some very nasty things and that wouldn't be out of place on an episode of Jerry Springer.

STFU!...LOL...HORZ

However, it seems that some people don't really see the line in the sand that screams you shouldn't talk about that with anybody. It seems that an Italian hitman was recently arrested because his fingers got hot with juicy gossip about his last few kills. I'm curious as to what his thought process was and who exactly his friends are. Did he think that his chatter would be private? Do his friends partake in the "business"? Apparently he had over two hundred friends. Also, does he have any of those friends who are actually just people he met in high school but randomly friend requested him. What was wrong with this guy? One thing I can tell you that was right with the guy was that he loved Scarface. Seriously, Scarface is awesome, but I'm not talking about that.

Second coming of Christ? You decide.

Still though, there are some things that it is just not okay to talk about and being a member of the Italian mafia you would think this guy understood that. It is okay to talk about how you murdered your enemies in Modern Warfare but it IS NOT okay to talk about how you boom head shotted some people who were asking about your "business"

"This is totally going on my Facebook"

Now I'm the last person you want to consult about foreign topics but it seems that keeping your lips and fingers silent about murder is pretty universal, but maybe standards are different in other countries.

"So I just grabbed the lamp and hit him in the back of the head."

Also if you read the article and get to the end with out shaking your head in this guy's shame and laughing at his stupidity read the last tiny section at the bottom where the writers seems to try and make a joke about how this guy needed his friends and then speculates about whether or not his friends have their rocket launchers ready. WHAT? So let me issue my formal apology. I am sincerely sorry that I linked my blog, which focuses on intelligence, humor, and facts, to this article. Because while it is very interesting the writer is hands down an idiot.

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Big Plan for Broadband

We here at Aurora University understand bad broadband. At certain points during the day we hit peak usage and the inter...ne....t...s....l..ows.....t...o...a...........................................................................

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Something like that. The internet pretty much stops working. The FCC has decided that the United States needs a broadband overhaul. Currently about a third of Americans live without broadband in their homes. The FCC not only wants to bring broadband to those people but also increase broadband speeds from an average of 4mbps to an average of 100mbps. Holy crap!

Suddenly a thing of the past

That kind of internet connection would be blisteringly fast. I actually can't fathom how fast that is.

Kinda like this...but FASTER!

The only problem that the FCC has that it needs to get Congress to approve the budget to start this project and create jobs and bring the United States up to standard and beyond in the broadband world it shouldn't be a proble....shoot. It wouldn't be a problem if Congress weren't busy breaking records and celebrating watermelons. Seriously, in the last 20 years no Congress has ever managed to pass so few bills or proposed so many "potential" bills. To date Congress has only passed 253 bills. Most of them are complete and utter BULL(BEEP)... you heard me complete BULL(BEEP). No, I'm not just being a typical angry American. Here is a quote that proves some that.

"As Mark Twain once said, 'When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.' I encourage my colleagues to join me in acknowledging the wisdom of Mark Twain by supporting this resolution," Sen. Chambliss said on the Senate floor. The only problem: July is about 14 days late for a Watermelon Month. The crops come in in mid June.

What the great and wise Senator Chambliss is talking about is the proposition that made July 14 "watermelon day" or some other bull(BEEP) like that. Really Senator? Really? Who really (BEEP)ing cares. Everybody is flaming angry that nothing important is getting done and this is the reason why, it's not because the president is or was incompetent(debatable...later) it's because Congress won't get its head out of its at sign dollar sign dollar sign. The FCC has a plan and although it won't be completed by 2020 it's a step that needs to be taken. However, due to Congress the plan most likely will not pass. The republicans don't seem to think that throwing money at an issue will solve it and the democrats won't want to start doling out cash when the economy is already broke. So it looks like we will have to suffer with this

*sigh* still hasn't moved

Instead of enjoying this

Cept on fire cuz it's SOOO fast

Bump goes your wallet

It is no doubt that the iPhone is a success, a big, freakin success. It is such a success that it may be on the cutting edge of making money obsolete.

As you may already know some time ago an app called Bump was released for the iPhone which allowed iPhone users to swap contact information by "bumping" their iPhones together. This was pretty cool and made exchanging contact information way easier, at least for people with iPhones...so pretty much everybody.

I can haz ur infoz?

This bump app is now taking bumping things to a whole new level. Alongside Pay-Pal, Bump Technologies will be letting you iPhoners exchange money and pay back friends with a simple bump. Well, it's not that easy. Both people would have to have the apps and you first have to sign in with Pay-Pal account information and PIN number but then all you have to do is bump another iPhone and you have just paid your friend back for that bet you made about how he couldn't eat a whole bag of Flaming Hots in five minutes. The app apparently has other features too. It has a way to figure out restaurant bills, tips, and who owes more.

Pictured: What could happen if you don't use this app

So it seems that money problems will soon become obsolete. No longer will you have to worry about leaving your wallet at home. Your iPhone has your back just bump with a buddy and bam! Cash exchanged!

I can haz ur moniez?

Bump your iPhones and eliminate all your material cash problems...

Except the National Debt no bump will fix that...

Now this is all pretty cool, being able to pass cash and such like that through bumping a phone but doesn't that open up a bank account to some pretty serious threats. What if a rogue bump thief just went around and bumped other iPhones with this app and was able to extract cash from people. I'm sure that when the app comes out there will be some kind of safeguard against this kind of crime. But still, it inspires worry because if I forget my money at home then I can't lose my money in a street mugging.

Up to no good again I see

This is still some pretty cool stuff. I may have been wrong in saying that no amount of bumps would erase the national debt.

This bump ought to do it

And because THAT (see right above) is depressing. Here are the cats.

Cute AND Funny

Steve Jobs looks to Tighten his grip on the market

Steve Jobs and Apple have filed a lawsuit against HTC. The complaint being that HTC is producing phones with certain technologies that break patents on several of Apple's products. One of Jobs's claims is that HTC is just copy catting apple, "We've decided to do something about it," he said. "We think competition is healthy, but competitors should create their own original technology, not steal ours."

Not that I'm a lawyer or anything but I don't know if Steve Jobs is really qualified to make those statements seeing as how his products are "full of innovation and originality"

Pictured: Orginiality

However, Jobs has decided that it will only be fair if HTC is not allowed sell the phones that carry the programs within the United States, however, Jobs has also brought the case in front of the International Trading Board, a sign that he is looking to crush HTC under his Apply boot. Strikingly familiar maneuvering...

Strikingly familiar...

HTC has commented that it is not sure exactly what is happening since they have not had time to investigate the claims. However, Apple is still in a lawsuit battle with Nokia because Nokia believes that Apple has infringed on Nokia's patents. However, in a shocking turn of events Apple countersued Nokia for infringing on 13 patents. Apple is battling two corporations simultaneous in the quest for more money and more control of the market. Hmmm, two enemies, wanting more control, where have I seen that before?

WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?!