How dumb is your hitman?

We all have heard of or used Facebook at some point during our current lives. Facebook gives us the power to keep in touch with all of our distant or not so distant friends and to chat with them regularly. We often use the chat system to talk about things that we are not completely comfortable talking about in person. Some of us take the opportunity to say some very nasty things and that wouldn't be out of place on an episode of Jerry Springer.

STFU!...LOL...HORZ

However, it seems that some people don't really see the line in the sand that screams you shouldn't talk about that with anybody. It seems that an Italian hitman was recently arrested because his fingers got hot with juicy gossip about his last few kills. I'm curious as to what his thought process was and who exactly his friends are. Did he think that his chatter would be private? Do his friends partake in the "business"? Apparently he had over two hundred friends. Also, does he have any of those friends who are actually just people he met in high school but randomly friend requested him. What was wrong with this guy? One thing I can tell you that was right with the guy was that he loved Scarface. Seriously, Scarface is awesome, but I'm not talking about that.

Second coming of Christ? You decide.

Still though, there are some things that it is just not okay to talk about and being a member of the Italian mafia you would think this guy understood that. It is okay to talk about how you murdered your enemies in Modern Warfare but it IS NOT okay to talk about how you boom head shotted some people who were asking about your "business"

"This is totally going on my Facebook"

Now I'm the last person you want to consult about foreign topics but it seems that keeping your lips and fingers silent about murder is pretty universal, but maybe standards are different in other countries.

"So I just grabbed the lamp and hit him in the back of the head."

Also if you read the article and get to the end with out shaking your head in this guy's shame and laughing at his stupidity read the last tiny section at the bottom where the writers seems to try and make a joke about how this guy needed his friends and then speculates about whether or not his friends have their rocket launchers ready. WHAT? So let me issue my formal apology. I am sincerely sorry that I linked my blog, which focuses on intelligence, humor, and facts, to this article. Because while it is very interesting the writer is hands down an idiot.

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