Sbom Trams

I want to address the incredibly cool actions of smart mobs. Since this is my blog and I don't have to ask permission to write about things I'm going to.

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Smart mobs are large groups of people that show up in random places and do random things. Sometimes they show up and dance, watch the numbers grow:

It is almost like the excitement is a parasite. It starts with the actual mob but then regular folks join in because they feel less socially threatened because a large group is already performing. It's like a parasite of fun.

Unlike THE Parasite, who feasts off of the life energy of humans

Sometimes smart mobs, also known as flash mobs, because they appear and then they vanish as if they were never there, show up and freeze in place for a certain amount of time:

And they don't move for anything. That mail guy, other people, or traffic:

This is a flash mob performance known as critical mass, when huge amounts of people show up in various places.

However, in a serious side note, ninjas have learned how to masterfully use flash mobs to covertly assassinate pirates. If you suspect that you or a friend may be a pirate you will want to be on the look out for this:

just like that 30 pirates...gone