What to do?

Alright this needs to be settled. Last night I was out and about and I was introduced to some people and I shook this guy's hand but when I shook it I noticed he tried to pull away and do a slide. This kind of thing demands immediate attention. Have you ever felt that awkwardness after you go in for a handshake, or a slide and bump, or a shake and hug, and whoever is opposite you expects something different? First of all you come away feeling like an idiot and your opposite comes away thinking you are just that...an idiot.

but not the rich kind

I think the handshake and the greeting need to be analyzed. Is there a situational standard that can help you identify which greeting is expected? Or is it a race thing, should you fist bump white people to show you're hip? Should you shake a black person's hand to show respect? Do girls expect a hug? Who cares, why is she out of the kitchen? Is there a sandwich in her hands?

lolz sexist jokes iz funniez

Digressions aside, what is the real problem here? The problem is people! If we just get rid of all the people then handshakes and the need for them would be rendered void by the surrounding mushroom clouds.

Problem solved!

But seriously, nuclear war is not a way to solve real problems, unless you are a machine and you believe that humans are your biggest opponent in which case carry on. But since I am a great man and I do my research.

Wikipedius granting man knowledge

I went a searching on YouTube and I found these two gents.

These gentlemen have been kind enough to work out some of the difficulties and give you tips to help you out of your socially awkward greeting. They don't give you any advice on social situations that can help you sort this kind of thing out.

But maybe they are on to something. Maybe a handshake is based on the individual. So there is really no situational standard. Your boss at work might be really cool and so he feels a fist bump is more appropriate, or that white guy you met at the party while playing flippy cup wants to show he appreciates you not spilling your beer that last time and so he wants to shake your hand.Basically you need to read the individual and assess(quickly) what the next step is. If you can read the other person right your handshake might be like this.

Or like this...

I hope we start greeting each other like that.

A Simple Test

So I was given a very simple challenge. Turn off my computer for 48 hours. I was allowed to first get anything off of the computer that was necessary for homework. I sent my necessary sources and things to my email account so that I could work on them later. We were instructed not to use our own computers or our roommate's, but we were allowed to go to other places, like libraries for example. The first 24 hours of the challenge went pretty smoothly. I finished my final paper on another computer and then I returned to my room. I watched some TV played some Legend of Zelda and went to sleep, no big challenge. The final day was more difficult. I had no papers to write to take up my time and so the end of the day could not come fast enough. If I could sleep then the time would go by faster and the challenge would be gone sooner.

The point of the challenge was for us to experience a short amount of time in the digital divide. The Digital Divide is the reality that some areas of the world have access to technology while other areas do not. We had to try and live our lives without our most necessary tool and luxury, our computer. I can say that the challenge was doable for me because I know of places that are nearby that allow me access to computers and the internet. Also, unlike some people, I am not completely reliant on the computer or the cellphone.

Update to The Korea Post

So I was scanning my Reader account and noticed that another subscription was covering the Korean gaming problem so I dropped in to use the bathroom and not flush when I came across some startling facts that were inexplicably left out of my last response.

This time what I read about was entirely shocking. It appears that a Korean couple neglected their REAL LIFE, FLESH AND BLOOD, PREMATURELY BORN OUT OF AN ACTUAL VAGINA AND UTERUS to raise a virtual child.

HO-LEE-CRAP

I think I now understand the dangers of video game addiction. My previous conclusion about video games was that people played them in order to be something that they weren't or could never be. For example, I enjoy Modern Warfare 2. I play the game for several reasons. It is something I can be good at, I can interact with my relatives who I don't see all that often, and it lets me hunt down and shoot other people while being only marginally afraid of the bullets and grenades that my enemies are hopelessly slinging my way.

They are all dead men

Now some of you are going to cry, "That kind of video game is going to make you a bad person and you will become a murderer in real life." My response to that is shut up, stop blaming video games for your child's mindless violence because you never disciplined him, or her(I'm not sexist), when they were young, or else I'm coming to kill you...do we have an understanding?

ME, when I come for you

Anyway... When I read this I really could not believe what I was looking at. A couple neglected their REAL baby in order to raise a VIRTUAL one. I feel like either one or the other should suffice. If you have a an actual baby why on earth do you need to have another one that you can only visit at an internet cafe?... On a computer? The official report says that the parents were down on their luck because they had no jobs and their child was born premature. PREMATURE, that doesn't mean dead, though in Korean in might. So instead of the taking care of what should have been their pride and joy and the hope that kept them going, they decided to ignore even that and raise a child that in the end will not put mom and dad in a good nursery home, but will probably be hacked and stolen by some other really *poopy* parents.

The parents are set to be tried for negligent homicide on April 16th. I can only hope that they are found completely guilty, they lose custody of their online child, and that thing also dies because the company deletes the account. AND I HOPE, this doesn't lead to any other kind of world wide restrictions, because I'll be super *peed* if those people ruin an enjoyable experience for the rest of us.

Korea Cuts Continuous Gaming to Curb Addiction

Let's talk addiction for a moment. When I say addiction the first thing that is going to come to mind is the thought of drugs. Heroin, Meth, Crack, stuff like that. Never would your mind think of this guy.

Okay well maybe

As it turns out Korea seems to have a problem with video game addiction. This is South Korea we are talking about here not North Korea. They have bigger problems, like communism, the free world...

and this guy

Maybe once they get that guy to wear something WITHOUT zippers they can start having problems like game addiction. I digress. The South Korean government is in the process of deciding on whether or not to ban underage gamers from the internet after midnight. Supposedly the gamers can choose if the ban goes from midnight to six, one to seven, or two to eight. Either way, it's six hours that those gamers can't be online. I am not completely clear on what video game addiction is so I asked the eternal information god...Wikipedia. What I learned from that was that video game addiction is "the overuse of video and computer games that interferes with daily life." Which sucks because that means I have life addiction because I often overuse daily life and it interferes with my video gaming; I better balance that *poop* out.

Now I still can't really understand how video game addiction can exist, much less be a bad thing. I know addiction is bad.

Bad

That's a heroin addict's arm if you were curious. I digress. I may not understand video game addiction but as a reasonable individual that can make perfectly rational conclusions. I can assume that when a government takes action to curb certain kinds of behavior that behavior must be harmful and dangerous because, to my knowledge, governments NEVER take action against things that might be pointless endeavors.

Prohibition *Cough*

However, I do know that South Korea is home to some of the most "pro" video gamers in the world. They have celebrities whose sole claims to fame are being better than anyone else at video games. They have TV channels that broadcast these games! So maybe the government is taking a step in the right direction by trying to limit the youngsters playing time, because really, any pre-pubescent kid that is staying up past midnight to play games is probably not doing anything to help their health. I think those kids just need to be introduced to the joys of sleep, which is what I'm going to go get right now. It's late. My final word on the topic is that South Korea is doing the RIGHT thing until we start seeing things like

this

at which point more action will be required. Goodnight!

Sharing a Wedding with the World

When most people get married they usually plan a ceremony and reception that includes family and close friends. Although a select few go so far as to just get married at a court letting no one be aware that they are in fact tying the knot, which can lead to some very confused and frustrated parents.

Your angry mom

However, this is not the case with Greg Rewis and Stephanie Sullivan. These two decided to have a Twitter wedding. The two have apparently been married before and felt that this marriage needed to be special. By special some of us might think an awesome party with a rare celebrity guest or a very traditional ceremony. But not these two, special meant tweeting the entire ceremony. It is important to note that they weren't actually standing at the altar, cellphones in hand, tweeting while the good father united them. They had their children, from the previous marriages use laptops to post the vows at the right moments. They even had pictures!

Now it should be pretty obvious that these two are geeks. Heck, Greg even proposed through twitter, while he was IMing with his love. And let's be completely honest with ourselves. Who else other than a geek would be willing to tweet their entire wedding to the world and think its the coolest thing in the world? Geeks in this manner can be like pests. They swarm technology and cause other people to feel those awkward moments because, " that guy over there is really into this." I know, sometimes I'm "that guy." But geeks are essential to life as they often spread knowledge of useful or safe technology.

Pictured: Geeks and their technology

Now while Greg and Stephanie are truly geeks, I have to say it's pretty impressive. Plenty of other guys say they want to announce their love for a girl to the whole world but how many of them actually do. So maybe they yell out in a crowded park or propose in a public place. HA speaking of which check this out.

That...Sucks

But I actually hope that Greg and Stephanie are happy and congrats to those two for pulling off the world's largest wedding. It's not a Guinness record or anything but if the whole world is technically invited you deserve praise in my book. And thankfully they had the good sense to stop tweeting when it came to the honeymoon, but you know someone will eventually go there. The tweets will be hilarious.

I'm totally going to consummate my marriage:Posted 2 minutes ago from marriage man

Consummated my marriage...I don't know what the fuss was about: Posted seconds ago from marriage man

Denial of Service Attacks Deny Deniers of Mining Operations

Recently there have been a whole slew of cyber attacks in the news. The most recent one being used to target opponents of a Vietnamese drilling company. According to Google and McAfee, who helped assess the attacks, the attacks were created from a botnet that had been created through a popular Vietnamese keyboard program for Windows. This attack has really brought attention to what kind of power the Internet now has. The DDoS attacks were not targeting major corporations or regulations committees they shut down two blogs that were voicing their opinions towards the mining operation. That should stress the point that blogs are incredibly important in the eyes of the oppressors and that ordinary people can have great amounts of power if they write a popular blog.

Google says the attacks against its own infrastructure and these blogs is most likely not related because the coding is very different. McAfee says that anyone currently using the Vietnamese language keyboard program should upgrade their antivirus to see if their computer has become a bot.

Google vs. China...Round Two...Fight

Alright this is probably old news by now but I read about it a few days ago and I have been too lethargic to get around to blogging it. Once again, it is my blog and I can do what I wanna!

Wanna fight about it?

So anyway, I read an update article about Google in China. Basically, Google has decided to remain in China although it moved its headquarters to Hong Kong. I'm not sure why, or where they were before but maybe the food is better in Hong Kong. Google has remained and is still being censored but instead of the self-censoring with Google thankfully stopped doing sensitive subjects are being blocked after repeated attempts to access them. However, Gene Munster, a financial analyst reported that restarting the computer seemed to fix the problems and remove any blockage that was occurring. Yeah I said blockage, big whoop

Wanna fight about it?

Also,

What I think Gene Munster MUST look like

Google has also added a neat little function to its dashboard which keeps track of all the searches that are blocked, which must only be viewable in Chinese webspace, because I couldn't find it. And I looked hard, and by hard I mean once so you can't argue with those facts. Another interesting thing to note is that some Chinese companies are severing ties with Google because apparently those red chinese "fatherless sons" love communism and all the money its making them, which most likely accounts to less than I have. Since I'm a college student that only means that China can be making

NOTHING!

Except in child labor. They probably make a fortune in that.